Office of romantic dissolution · Est. 2026
About Red Flag Registry
Red Flag Registry creates funny, genuinely useful digital paperwork for people processing a breakup—and for the friends trying to stop them from texting their ex.
We are not therapy and we do not pretend to be. We make tools, rituals, and practical prompts for moments when emotions are loud and executive function has left the building.
Every file is designed for immediate download, repeat use, and the kind of emotional honesty that leaves room for a very necessary laugh.
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